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On Sleepless Roads, the Sleepless Go

May Angels Lead You In

Created on 2005-10-05 00:49:37 (#8461968), last updated 2009-10-17

291 comments received, 556 comments posted

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Name:Mary
Birthdate:1986-09-15
Location:Biloxi, Mississippi, United States
Website:Of course it's a MySpace!

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I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would beat that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock-paper-scissors, I always choose rock. Then, when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh, shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

















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